Check out Grover on Jimmy Kimmel! That muppet gets everywhere!
Say no more. After spending a week with Grover, we hit it off. Once we discovered Grover could see out of the window from my shoulder, his depression lifted, and a whole new world opened up. He can even say “Pieces of Eight” if feeling really jolly. Go Grover! (Picture taken after a few mutual beers!)
Grover is still in China, but there was a definite sighting in Foggy Bottom, USA, the other day! Clearly Grover has powers we are unaware of – he seems to lie about all day, practically unmoving and unmoved by anything, grinning. But the moment you turn your back, Grover has hit the weights, and done a really hard session!
Looks like he overdid it this time!
And yes he does type with his feet!
As previously reported, it was suspected that Grover was on the loose in Amsterdam. There were even rumors of him guzzling a beer near the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin! But it has now been confirmed, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Grover has found his way to China and was last spotted sipping a flower tea in Beijing. Unfortunately, photographic proof is currently unavailable. You will just have to take my word for it….More on Grover’s whereabouts later!
It is rumored that Grover may be running around Amsterdam right now. Is he in search of the red light district? Is he looking for the best coffee house? Or maybe he is looking to become one with Van Gogh? Whatever the reason, look out Europe, because Grover is on the loose!
Grover has not slept a lot over the last couple of months. Between his school work and his social life, he has probably averaged around 6 hours per night. And that is a good night! Grover is not complaining, though. He knows an active life is better than a lot of sleep!
Contrary to the pictures below that suggest Grover’s life is nothing more than a big party, Grover’s existence has recently been hampered by “the man” expecting certain things out of him. But he is done with that now, man. No more! After a brief respite Grover is ready to get back in the game of life. 
